(Disclaimer: None of these bachelors was consulted in the creation of this blog. Information here does not necessarily represent the opinions of the fellas.)
Hottest Unicycling Bachelor: Little J (longtime friend and troublemaker)
My take: Smart, funny and a huge fan of children’s educational television, Little J can strike up a conversation with anyone. And during that conversation, chances are, he’ll nonchalantly bust out some physics theories and/or quote a Coen brothers movie.
Hottest Pool Shark Bachelor: Big J (longtime friend and loaner of DVDs)
Hometown: Bradenton, FL
My take: Total teddy bear.
My take: Something about Kevin’s manic exterior makes it that much sweeter when he sits still, looks you in the eyes and says, “Want another round?”
My take: Mark’s kinda like Kilimanjaro—a huge challenge, sure to exhaust you and probably make you miserable, too, and yet? Strangely tempting.
A crappy picture, yes, but a perfect personality capture, nonetheless.