Ok, apologies, but I'm up to my ears in a rather involved story right now, so devoting an hour or so to a blog would, let's face it, just make me cry.

So in lieu of anything literary, here's a series of photos from my life of late. I think they say a lot of important things about me. For instance...

I have a radioactive cat.

I'm bionic.

...and Guitar Hero boxers make me feel pretty, oh so pretty, under my hockey gear.